{"id":4678,"date":"2023-03-30T06:36:44","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T05:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nonflyingcarpet.com\/?p=4678"},"modified":"2023-03-30T06:36:44","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T05:36:44","slug":"a-doctors-letter-to-remove-carpet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nonflyingcarpet.com\/a-doctors-letter-to-remove-carpet\/","title":{"rendered":"A doctors letter to remove carpet?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Carpet,<\/p>\n

It is with a heavy heart that I must write this letter. After years of faithful service, it is time for you to go. I have recently been diagnosed with severe allergies and my doctor has recommended that I remove all carpet from my home.<\/p>\n

I know that this will be a difficult adjustment for both of us, but I hope you understand. I have fond memories of our time together and I will never forget the comfort and warmth you provided me.<\/p>\n

Thank you for everything,<\/p>\n